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laughslastforever:

laughslastforever:

Go grease lightning, you’re burning up a quarter mile

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GREASE LIGHTNING 

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GO GREASE LIGHTNING

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I never asked for this.

(via laughtilyoudie-or-else)

itsbetterthananal:

WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO CONVINCE YOU GUYS TO ASK ME QUESTIONS

DO I NEED TO STRIP

CAUSE I’LL FUCKING DO IT

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DO I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER

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DO I NEED TO PUT ON MAKEUP

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DO I NEED TO POSE WITH CUTE PETS

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DO I NEED TO KILL SOMEBODY

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I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS WHAT IS THE TUMBLR SECRET

(via a-spider)

niknak79:

My sink is blocked with hare again

niknak79:

My sink is blocked with hare again

(via laughcentre)

(Source: delusionalminds, via laughcentre)

fuckmedanielhowell:

all the awards to this old man

(Source: our-adventure-book, via i-suck-dick)

chi-c:

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.

holy shit this made me cry

(Source: shehlovee, via stoopiidchaody)

townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

f

(via i-suck-dick)

thug-4-life:

possiblypensive:

who wore it best??

ellen

thug-4-life:

possiblypensive:

who wore it best??

ellen

(via fabulousunicorns)

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

(via fabulousunicorns)

mishaoverlord:

pretzelcoatlus:

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danyul-and-filup:

princess-hardy:

what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the older we get we start to forget who we used to be in a previous life.

well fuck

#And the calm and quiet babies who don’t cry are people who had really bad lives and are just grateful for a second chance

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(Source: mrchrispine, via fabulousunicorns)